If there is one thing about the Stanley Cup and the NHL, you can find connections in the weirdest of places. Take for instance, Dan Blysma and Mike Babcock. Blysma, as many people know, was playing for the Anaheim Mighty Ducks (back when they were still mighty) when Babcock was coaching. They both went to Game 7 together, and they both lost to the New Jersey Devils in the Stanley Cup Final.
Both coaches probably learned a lot in that situation, but that doesn’t mean Blysma isn’t trying to get a little more information from Babcock. The following is a completely untrue recorded telephone conversation from last night.
Mike Babcock: Hello?
Dan Blysma: Um, hey Mike. It’s Yzerman.
M.B: Yzerman? Which one?
D.B: Um, the good one.
M.B: Is that you Dan, you sorry S.O.B?
D.B: Yeah. Sorry coach.
M.B: What did I tell you Dan. You can’t keep calling me coach. You’re part of this club now. Just call me Mike. So what can I do for you?
D.B: I’m pretty nervous coa…er….Mike. I mean, it’s game 7. The only other Stanley Cup Final Game 7 I’ve been in didn’t work out so well.
M.B: Yeah, we really screwed the pooch on that one. But there was a lot more clutching and grabbing back then.
D.B: Seriously eh. Remember that time Adam Oates was holding onto my sweater for protection after Paul Kariya got drilled by Scott Stevens?
M.B: Not that kind of clutching and grabbing Dan. But anyways. There’s nothing to be nervous about. You got a heck of a team over there.
D.B: You think so? I’ve always thought they were pretty cool dudes. Did you know that Jordan Staal can’t even drink yet?
M.B: Yeah, I heard that. Some of my guys can’t drink either….but it’s for their blood pressure. Doctor’s orders. Anyways Dan, just go out there and give them the same speech I gave you guys in 2003.
D.B: Which one.
M.B: Oh come on. You remember. I said: “Don’t screw this up, or you might end up coaching against me some day in the Stanley Cup Finals and I swear to you I will punish your entire team for not letting me win the Stanley Cup this year!”
D.B: Oh….right. Do you think that’ll work?
M.B: Well, it didn’t back then, and now look at where we are.
D.B: Ohhhhh. Well on the plus side, maybe Sid the Kid will end up coaching against me.
M.B: Sure Dan. Anyways, good luck tomorrow. And stop calling.
D.B: Okay coach.
If there is one thing about the Stanley Cup and the NHL, you can find connections in the weirdest of places. Take for instance, Dan Bylsma and Mike Babcock. Bylsma, as many people know, was playing for the Anaheim Mighty Ducks (back when they were still mighty) when Babcock was coaching. They both went to Game 7 together, and they both lost to the New Jersey Devils in the Stanley Cup Final.
Both coaches probably learned a lot in that situation, but that doesn’t mean Bylsma isn’t trying to get a little more information from Babcock. The following is a completely untrue recorded telephone conversation from last night.
Mike Babcock: Hello?
Dan Bylsma: Um, hey Mike. It’s Yzerman.
M.B: Yzerman? Which one?
D.B: Um, the good one.
M.B: Is that you Dan, you sorry S.O.B?
D.B: Yeah. Sorry coach.
M.B: What did I tell you Dan. You can’t keep calling me coach. You’re part of this club now. Just call me Mike. So what can I do for you?
D.B: I’m pretty nervous coa…er….Mike. I mean, it’s game 7. The only other Stanley Cup Final Game 7 I’ve been in didn’t work out so well.
M.B: Yeah, we really screwed the pooch on that one. But there was a lot more clutching and grabbing back then.
D.B: Seriously eh. Remember that time Adam Oates was holding onto my sweater for protection after Paul Kariya got drilled by Scott Stevens?
M.B: Not that kind of clutching and grabbing Dan. But anyways. There’s nothing to be nervous about. You got a heck of a team over there.
D.B: You think so? I’ve always thought they were pretty cool dudes. Did you know that Jordan Staal can’t even drink yet?
M.B: Yeah, I heard that. Some of my guys can’t drink either….but it’s for their blood pressure. Doctor’s orders. Anyways Dan, just go out there and give them the same speech I gave you guys in 2003.
D.B: Which one.
M.B: Oh come on. You remember. I said: “Don’t screw this up, or you might end up coaching against me some day in the Stanley Cup Finals and I swear to you I will punish your entire team for not letting me win the Stanley Cup this year!”
D.B: Oh….right. Do you think that’ll work?
M.B: Well, it didn’t back then, and now look at where we are.
D.B: Ohhhhh. Well on the plus side, maybe Sid the Kid will end up coaching against me.
M.B: Sure Dan. Anyways, good luck tomorrow. And stop calling.
D.B: Okay coach.
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Cannot support Stan
June 11th, 2010Think back to a time in your life when someone or something offended you. Perhaps a time involving family or a particular incident. Or that time when Darryl Sutter said he knew what he was doing. Or maybe someone insinuating Stan Bowman was the primary architect of the Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup win a few days ago.
Moments after the Blackhawks won the Stanley Cup (which was moments after we all figured Kane’s goal was actually a goal), a certain Canadian Broadcast Company (shall remain nameless) introduced Stan Bowman as the man who built the Chicago Blackhawks and credited him as the mastermind behind their prominent rise to glory in an interview lead in.
Virtually everyone on Earth knows Dale Tallon did the lionshare of work to build the newly crowned Stanley Cup Champions. But I don’t need to tell you what you already know. The only thing Stan Bowman did to alter Tallon’s 2010 blueprint was trade Cam Barker to Minnesota for Kim Johnsson and prospect Nick Leddy. If anything this salary cap related trade probably weakened the Hawks. Johnsson played only eight games with Chicago before suffering a concussion back in March.
My brother said it best after I calmed down from my tantrum on Wednesday, “Stan Bowman stick handled around some minor salary cap issues this year.” True but nothing will compare to this summer as Bowman tries to rebuild another Cup-caliber team for next season and beyond. The Blackhawks have at least nine key players to resign with less than $4 Million of cap space (approximately). [Figures based on info from CapGeek.com and NHLNumbers.com].
Not with me? How about an analogy to clear things up… Stan Bowman basically stick handled around a Philadelphia Flyers goalie. In dealing with the major cap issues this summer, it’s the equivalent to stick handling around … well, any other NHL goalie. Good luck! I’ll eat my words if Stan Bowman can get his team back to the Stanley Cup Finals next year. Making it back to the Finals next season would earn him that engraving he’ll get from this season’s win. Until then the Stanley Cup’s spelling of Tallon — “B-O-W-M-A-N” — isn’t quite right.
Stay classy, Stan Bowman. You still get your name on the Stanley Cup.
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