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Friday 13th horrors, NHL style

November 13th, 2009

To pay homage to Friday the 13th, I wanted to do something frightful and horrific. Some have suggested the Ottawa Senators loss to the Philadelphia Flyers last night was enough but I still wanted to go the extra mile.

While doing my daily “NHL Google search for great coaches”, I found some of the strangest and most bizarre pictures ever. I want to share what I believe these coaches are about to say with some accurate side commentary.

Peter Laviolette - Former Carolina Hurricanes coach

Peter Laviolette - Former Carolina Hurricanes head coach

“Oh, there is no way in hell that my ass is supposed to feel like this right now.”

I wonder how long it was after Peter Laviolette made this lovely face that he was fired from the Carolina Hurricanes? Don’t worry Peter, I think your replacement (Paul Maurice) is about to make a similar face with the struggles of the Hurricanes this season. And when that happens (if it hasn’t already), I’m waiting for you two to swap jobs. Again. And then he’ll know how your ass felt.

Paul Maurice - Carolina Hurricanes head coach... for now

Paul Maurice - Carolina Hurricanes head coach... for now

“Do you see what I have to deal with here… and you’re still calling that a penalty. Look at this neanderthal. I will have him eat you!”

Haha, what the hell is that? I know the Carolina Hurricanes really suck right now but what kind of face is this? I love Sergei Samsonov’s face (right), too. It’s like he’s frozen after seeing Maurice… I think his mouthguard is about to fall out of his mouth. But in all seriousness, Maurice looks like he’s about to kill someone. Maybe Jason Blake? (Jason Blake seems to only play well against Maurice and the Hurricanes). Maybe Maurice will have Blake eaten?

Pat Quinn - Edmonton Oilers coach

Pat Quinn - Edmonton Oilers head coach

“Let’s see here. If Fat Pat wins, then skinny Pat needs to gain more weight. That makes sense, right?”

I would hate to be the one Pat Quinn is looking at in this picture. This is the kind of look that makes people spontaneously combust. Maybe that explains Nikolai Khabibulan’s mega-mistake earlier this season in the Edmonton Oilers home opener against the Calgary Flames. Maybe he needs to get fatter?

Ron Wilson - Toronto Maple Leafs coach

Ron Wilson - Toronto Maple Leafs head coach

“Good God, I wish I knew how to read this thing.”

Aww this is rich. I love how Ron Wilson has a cute giggle hidden by a game card that says “Team Tough – No Leaf is ever left behind!” So what’s scary about this? The fact they haven’t left Vesa Toskala behind yet. Zing.

Brent Sutter - Calgary Flames head coach

Brent Sutter - Calgary Flames head coach

“Ref, do you have any idea how many N’s are in Langenbrunner?”

Brent Sutter has a bit of the beaver-buck tooth thing going here. I suspect it’s a result of having to spell Langenbrunner on 82 game sheets last year. Or the fact Martin Brodeur choked pretty bad in the playoffs last year. One or the other…

Cory Clouston - Ottawa Senators head coach

Cory Clouston - Ottawa Senators head coach

“Yeaaaaaah…”

Cory Clouston’s response when asked who was a better goalie between Patty Lalime and Ron Tugnutt. By saying “Yeaaaaaah”, I think Clouston is trying to say neither. After a small delay, Clouston also admitted Pascal Leclaire isn’t much of an upgrade after recent Martin Gerber-like goals against.

Stay classy, scary faced NHL coaches.

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Will they or won’t they – Edmonton Oilers

October 2nd, 2009

The big question in Edmonton is the same question the team has faced every year since the 2005-2006 season. The question is whether the Edmonton Oilers will make the playoffs or not this year.

Reasons They Will Make the Playoffs

After missing the playoffs for the past 3 seasons, something had to give in Edmonton. They had the world’s first mutual firing of longtime head coach Craig MacTavish and quickly hired Pat Quinn (and Tom Reeney) to replace him. I like this move and I think Oilers fans will rejoice in the coaching change. No offense to Mac-T on this one, but he had clearly lost the dressing room and the team seemed very out of sync towards the end of the season last year. Quinn will bring new life to the team and will create higher levels of accountability for each player.

Up front, I think the Oilers have a tremendous level of skill. Their top 9 forwards are as fast as any team in the Western Conference and at the very least, this should keep their games entertaining to watch. Among forwards, the players to watch will be Dustin Penner, Andrew Cogliano and Sam Gagner. Cogliano and Gagner both regressed last season after making large impacts in their rookie seasons two years ago. They’re also both RFA’s at the end of the year so I’m expecting them both to put up solid seasons. This counts double for Sam Gagner, who really, really struggled last year. Dustin Penner, a.k.a The Enigma, is entering a true make-it-or-break-it season. He’s the big man up front and with all of Edmonton’s skill, he can be that player that cleans up in front of the net and scores tons of garbage goals. If Penner can do his best Dino Ciccarelli impression, Edmonton fans will forget all about the disappointment of his past few seasons. I think Penner will benefit tremendously from the coaching change. It seemed like Penner was getting publically called out every few weeks last year, so a clean slate will be a nice change for him. I also think he plays at his best with a chip on his shoulder, and that whole Dany Heatley saga this summer should provide adequate fuel for that fire.

Reasons They Won’t Make the Playoffs

Looking at Edmonton’s blueline, it looks pretty strong. Their top 4 include Sheldon Souray and a healthier Lubomir Visnovsky. Tom Gilbert is coming off a strong season and Ladislav Smid may just be one of the best kept secrets of the Western Conference. Injuries will play a key factor, especially if Souray or Visnovsky get hurt and miss significant amounts of time, as the depth of the Oilers defense isn’t quite as deep as other teams in the west. This could put the playoffs out of reach, as it’s worth noting that Edmonton have 5 road trips of at least 4 games in length this year. Their top 4 blueliners log huge amounts of icetime and unless Edmonton can remain extremely healthy, it could make for a really rough season.

My other main concern is the lack of size for Edmonton’s forwards. I was puzzled by the signing of Mike Comrie because it seemed like they already had too many small players. Comrie is one of 5 players who are 5’11” or smaller and play on the top 3 lines. And this doesn’t count Shawn Horcoff or Ales Hemsky, which makes me wonder how much punishment these small forwards can take. Aside from Penner, I’m not sure who will play enough minutes to be able to competently stand up for the little guys. Again, with so many lengthy road trips, these smaller forwards will need to keep their heads up and their feet moving.

Final Prediction

This will be tough to read if you’re an Oilers fan, so I’m sorry in advance. Honestly, it’s not that the Oilers aren’t talented enough to be in the playoffs – I think talent-wise, they’re there. The problem is the depth of the Western Conference. You can break the teams up into three different groups (in not particular order):

Playoff Bound: Anaheim, Calgary, Chicago, Detroit, San Jose, Vancouver

On the Bubble: Columbus, Dallas, Edmonton, L.A., Minnesota, Nashville, St. Louis

Golfing in May: Colorado, Phoenix

The top 6 teams in the West are virtual locks to make the playoffs. Then you’ve got your ‘bubble teams’. Of those teams, I think most people, myself included, are expecting St. Louis to get back into the playoffs this year, and I think Columbus will get in as well. When you look at the teams Edmonton are competing against, it’s hard to imagine one of the aforementioned clubs not making the post-season. The bottom-line is that Edmonton are going to need to have a terrific season just to out-do one of those teams and make the playoffs. If there’s one thing you can guarantee, it’s that the race to the Stanley Cup Playoffs will be an absolute battle-royale in the Western Conference. Perhaps the Oilers should rent Top Gun to learn how to dog fight, because that’s what it’s going to take. Ultimately, I think the Oilers will remain in the hunt until the end of the regular season, but I just can’t see them squeezing past teams like St. Louis or Columbus.

Your Reporter in the Field,

Fantana

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Can goaltending derail an Olympic team?

August 27th, 2009

If defense wins championships, what wins Olympic Gold?

I think most people can remember the heartbreak that was Nagano ’98. Why on earth Ray Bourque was in that shootout and not Wayne Gretzky is beyond me, but to this day I still blame Dominik Hasek for that loss. He was in the prime of his career, and he stonewalled the Canadian team.

In 2002, Martin Brodeur cemented his role as Canada’s goalie, after Pat Quinn tried to play favourites by putting in Toronto Maple Leafs goalie Curtis Joseph. That failed experiment didn’t work out so well after losing to Sweden, and Brodeur finished the tournament. Ed Belfour’s medal broke when it was awarded to him.

In 2006, Sweden dominated the tournament, Henrik Lundqvist played well enough to secure Sweden its Gold Medal.

So if defense wins championships, goaltending wins Gold.

I’m not going to start the debate about who should be Canada’s goalie. I think the mainstream media is doing a pretty good job at that, and I would argue that any one of the three goalies that goes would be a fine candidate.

But can other teams jump up and surprise the tournament? Look at Team USA as an example. The American hockey system seems to have faltered a bit over the last few years, but Tim Thomas and Ryan Miller represent a huge step forward for that hockey program. Remember when Team USA used to rely on guys like Robert Esche and Scott Clemmensen. In 2002, they had Mike Richter, but he was on the final stretch of his career. I would argue that the US goaltending tandem has the skill to make a real dent in the medal round.

Or how about Team Russia. I’ve argued on this blog before that Russia wouldn’t have the skill to beat Canada without its top stars. I even caused a bit of an international incident. But Evgeni Nabokov has proven his ability as a leading goaltender. Or how about the newly emerged Simeon Varlamov? Does Nikolai Khabibulin still have an Olympics in him? It may depend on how the season goes in Edmonton, but those are three goalies who could steal a game or two.

The Swedish team represents a scary tandem again in nets. Lundqvist and Tellqvist are two fantastic goalies. And New York is a great example of a team that can ride Henrik Lundqvist. With a little added firepower from Mats Sundin (Ha!), Sweden could repeat at the 2010 Olympics with that duo.

But in all of these examples, we are talking about tandems. And as history has shown (and as indicated by most hockey rule books) only one goalie can be on the ice to win the game. In 2002, Canada identified Brodeur as the go-to guy. In 2006, Lundqvist played that role. It’s going to be up to the coaches to pick the go-to goalie, or teams will falter.

Bottom line: with all the talk about line combinations and who will get a roster spot, I think the biggest impact is going to happen between the pipes. Whichever goalie can get hot at the right time will represent this year’s Gold Medal. It’s up to the coaches to figure that out sooner rather than later.

Stay classy, international goalie controversies.

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What would you do, part 3 – General Manager style?

May 8th, 2009

 

Here at stayclassy.net, we strive for excellence in our writing and thoughts. The “Who Would You Do” series began on a whim, comparing Jason Spezza and Joe Thornton. It then grew to include Mattias Ohlund vs. Filip Kuba. Not to pigeon-hole ourselves (That’s What She Said!) with player discussions, we’re opening the forum to GM discussions. So without further ado, What Would You Do? General Manager edition. If you were the Minnesota Wild, who would you pick. 
 
Pierre McGuire vs. Pat Quinn
 
Pierre McGuire’s real name: Regis McGuire
Pat Quinn’s real name: John Brian Patrick Quinn
 
We have a real affinity for multiple first name’s here at stayclassy.net (Cory Perry as an example). So I’m going to have to give this one to Pat, just because it takes so long to get to his last name. Good on him. 
 
Pierre McGuire’s birthday: August 8, 1961
Pat Quinn’s birthday: January 29, 1943
 
Since age probably doesn’t play as big of a factor in general managing, unless of course one of these guys is fluent in social media, I decided to look at astrological signs. Pat Quinn is an Aquarius, which, according to astrology.com, means that 
“They are progressive thinkers and are great at forming new ideologies and theories, any type of research is very suited to Aquarius. Aquarius one downfall in the business world is the attention to detail, they like the grand ideas and massive plans and can make them happen, but the mundane day to day repetitive details causes them to procrastinate.”
Pierre McQuire is a Leo:
“Business dealings are easy and successful for Leo, if they are in command and control…They will never settle for second best.”
 
So what does this mean for the Minnesota Wild. Well, I think Pat will get tired of trying to sign free agents. Which means Marian Gaborik won’t get signed. And Pierre will not settle for second best, which also means that Marian Gaborik won’t get signed. 
 
Pierre McGuire’s Hockey Career: professional hockey in Europe.
Pat Quinn’s Hockey Career: NHL player and best known for a huge open-ice hit on Bobby Orr.
 
Let’s say Pierre wins this one, just because no one hits Bobby Orr and gets away with it. NOBODY.
 
Number of Stanley Cups:
McGuire- 2, Pittsburgh Penguins, scout and assistant coach
Quinn- 0
 
I think it’s safe to give this one to McGuire. Pat has been to the show twice as a coach, but couldn’t finish the job. 
 
Pierre McGuire’s Ontario Connection- Scout and Assistant Coach for the Ottawa Senators
Pat Quinn’s Ontario Connection- who the hell cares
 
Um, yeah. Safe to say that the scouting work Pierre did in Ottawa helped build a team that made the playoffs 11 years in a row. I don’t know if I remember what Quinn was doing at that time.

Here at stayclassy.net, we strive for excellence in our writing and thoughts.  The “Who Would You Do” series began on a whim, comparing Jason Spezza and Joe Thornton.  It then grew to include Mattias Ohlund vs. Filip Kuba.  Not to pigeon-hole ourselves (That’s What She Said!) with player discussions, we’re opening the forum to GM discussions.  So without further ado, What Would You Do? General Manager edition.  If you were the Minnesota Wild, who would you pick?

Pierre McGuire vs. Pat Quinn

Pierre McGuire (left) & Pat Quinn (right)

Pierre McGuire (left) & Pat Quinn (right)

Pierre McGuire’s real name: Regis McGuire
Pat Quinn’s real name: John Brian Patrick Quinn

We have a real affinity for multiple first name’s here at stayclassy.net (Cory Perry as an example).  So I’m going to have to give this one to Pat, just because it takes so long to get to his last name.  Good on him. 
 

Pierre McGuire’s birthday: August 8, 1961
Pat Quinn’s birthday: January 29, 1943

Since age probably doesn’t play as big of a factor in general managing, unless of course one of these guys is fluent in social media, I decided to look at astrological signs.  Pat Quinn is an Aquarius, which, according to astrology.com, means that:

“They are progressive thinkers and are great at forming new ideologies and theories, any type of research is very suited to Aquarius. Aquarius one downfall in the business world is the attention to detail, they like the grand ideas and massive plans and can make them happen, but the mundane day to day repetitive details causes them to procrastinate.”

Pierre McQuire is a Leo:

“Business dealings are easy and successful for Leo, if they are in command and control…They will never settle for second best.”

 

So what does this mean for the Minnesota Wild?  Well, I think Pat will get tired of trying to sign free agents.  Which means Marian Gaborik won’t get signed.  And Pierre will not settle for second best, which also means that Marian Gaborik won’t get signed. 

Pierre McGuire’s Hockey Career: professional hockey in Europe.
Pat Quinn’s Hockey Career: NHL player and best known for a huge open-ice hit on Bobby Orr.

Let’s say Pierre wins this one, just because no one hits Bobby Orr and gets away with it.  NOBODY.

 

Number of Stanley Cups:
McGuire- 2, Pittsburgh Penguins, scout and assistant coach
Quinn- 0

 

I think it’s safe to give this one to McGuire. Pat has been to the show twice as a coach, but couldn’t finish the job. 


Pierre McGuire’s Ontario Connection- Scout and Assistant Coach for the Ottawa Senators
Pat Quinn’s Ontario Connection- who the hell cares

Um, yeah.  Safe to say that the scouting work Pierre did in Ottawa helped build a team that made the playoffs 11 years in a row.  I don’t know if I remember what Quinn was doing at that time. 

 

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The Ottawa Senanchors – What would Burgundy do?

January 9th, 2009

Instead of hyper-analyzing what’s wrong with the Ottawa Senators, like everyone else, I’m going to give you 10 first class decisions Ron Burgundy would make it he ran the Senators like his channel 4 news team.

Oh, and Leaf fans, if Burke was this proactive, you’d have more than Brad May (but that was a good fight last night) …

- Have all Sens jersey’s retooled and made of velvet. This way, whenever opposition forechecks/makes big hits, they’d slip right off and be rendered useless
- Show the Sens how to grow real mustaches to instill true fear… honestly Nicky Foligno looked like a clean and lovable version of Ron Jeremy. In no way was that impressive
- Being the Ringleader, Burgundy would run team building workshops of shopping for new suits (even Don Cherry would be impressed), eating ribs for lunch and seriously trash talking other teams by reminding them who’s boss (note: the Toronto Maple Leafs would definitely be the evening news team with Thomas Kaberle being Wes Mantooth)
- No dressing room stall would be larger than a phone booth – it breeds true greatness and self reflection
- All teammates would be forced to have a glass of scotch prior to every game
- All players would be trained to properly wrestle a bear, just incase a fight ever ensues (highly doubtful, given the velvet, rad mustaches and reputation of fighting bears for fun)
- All players diets would include healthy amounts of  wheels of cheese
- No player would ever do interviews with teleprompters, ever
- 60% of the time, they’d win everytime
- Finally, he’d rename the team to: The Ottawa Senanchors. And hey, it even fits with their current record!

Finally, some of strange hockey thoughts to finish…
- Recently, some have suggested Pat Quinn could save the day here in Ottawa after coaching a tremendous Canadian team to gold in the recent World Junior Championships. Great coach, great job, but Hartsburg has two gold medals. “Oh, but he’s really great with kids, too, Ron”. Okay, but as of April 2008, the Ottawa Senators were the 22nd oldest team in the NHL, average age being 29. More than 10 years older than the oldest World Junior player coached by Quinn. Fail
- Fail is the new w00t (note: not a hockey specific thought)
- NHL Allstar voting is bunk. How is Alexander Semin not in the Allstar game? I think I know the answer: Crosby might jump him for that trash talking in October. This is for your own protection, Semin! And besides, windmill karate chops aren’t a part of the Allstar weekend festivities…. YET.
- Ask yourself this: How many wood boards could Semin chop through? Okay, now ask yourself this: why does it matter? Gotcha.
- General Managers and Fans alike always say they need more scoring in the NHL Allstar games as the last few haven’t seen as much scoring, so I have an idea: Have Daniel Alfredsson and Jason Spezza play in their own zone during the Allstar game and see what kind of scoring chances they can generate/give to the Western team (sorry Alfie, I really didn’t want to write this, but 4 game-losing giveaways in 8 miserable road games deserves something)

Stay classy, world. 
 

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