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Other NHL haircuts

May 19th, 2010

It’s that time of year for beards, crazy hair and the occasional blowing of a 3-0 series lead. By now, everyone has seen Patrick Kane’s response to the Playoff beard (see right). That’s right, the mullet. As awesome as the mullet is, Kane has all but said he’s cutting it off as soon as the Playoffs end.

As disappointing as this might be to some, I’ve come to learn that many other NHL players sport interesting haircuts. So before we get teary-eyed about Kane soon chopping off the mullet, let’s take a closer look at other NHL haircuts:

  • The Scott Hartnell – This mess of a haircut is a wall of curls by nature. It’s like Carrot Top meets Hurley from Lost. I find it remarkable that Hartnell manages to stuff a helmet over that ‘do’ before every game. In saying that, I find it more remarkable that Alex Burrows hasn’t pulled Hartnell’s hair yet.
  • The Patrick Kane – What else can I say about Patrick Kane’s ‘Joe Dirt’ look? It’s tremendous that he’s kept the cut for more than a month now. I hope he doesn’t have a problem with change when cutting day comes.
  • The Jaromir Jagr – Similar to The Kane in style, but this haircut acts as more of a pheromone to some in the hockey world. At times, these pheromone’s draw out deadly Russian enemies (mostly in British Columbia), but such an occasion is rare. Most of the time Jagr’s scent attracts individuals desperate enough to think a 38 year old can save a hockey franchise from short term doom.
  • The Ilya Kovalchuk – Few know this, but Kovalchuk’s hair is a clever nod to the way he plays hockey. The parting in his hair represents himself on one side and whichever team he plays for (and their style) on the other. Yeah, I can’t see this haircut matching with red and green colored jerseys.
  • The Carey Price – Always immaculate, Carey Price’s hair is simply stunning. There’s never a hair out of place… largely because he rarely has to wear a helmet. I can hear it now, “Ha Ha ha Burgundy, that joke was a RIOT” – Habs fans everywhere.
  • The Thomas Vanek – This haircut features a ton of dazzle and flair at all times. However, the joints and body of hair in this ‘do’ are frequently damaged by as little as a small gust of wind. Due to the elusiveness of The Vanek haircut in action, I have no image to show for this ‘do’.
  • The Bruce Boudreau – The bald-cut requires a good sized scalp in order to be done correctly. The scalp needs to be adaptable to seasonal changes. In the winter, the scalp needs to be able to expand in accordance with one’s ego (generally between September and April). The scalp must act as  a defense mechanism by contracting and acting as a shield during the rough summer months when activity is low (generally between May and July).

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Saturday Chat Roulette Sessions

May 8th, 2010

Welcome to Stayclassy.net’s newest weekly feature, Saturday Chat Roulette Sessions. Each week, I’ll have a few new Chat screenshots from our favorite NHL-ers and people associated with this great game. Before going any further, the wonderfully witty BladesofFunny.com inspired this idea, so all the credit/blame should go to them.

This week, we have Chat Roulette escapades of the Edmonton Oilers and Jaromir Jagr, Tim Thomas and Matt Cooke.

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Overall impressions of the Olympic Hockey (so far)

February 19th, 2010

Happy Friday, everyone!

Now that we’ve seen each of the men’s Olympic Hockey teams play, I have a few overall impressions from the first couple days of the tournament.

  • Last night’s Canada-Switzerland game last night was way more exciting than I expected. Perhaps it was unsettling or too close for comfort for Canadian fans, but it was a fun game to watch.
  • The quality of hockey played in every game so far has been amazing. I’ve enjoyed each game I’ve seen. When it’s all said and done, I think this tournament will go down as the best hockey tournament ever.
  • How awesome is it to see Jaromir Jagr, Sergei Fedorov, Peter Forsberg and others playing hockey with younger great players like Alex Ovechkin and Sidney Crosby?
  • A few Tiger Woods brain cramps… (sorry in advance) … Did Tiger Woods really need to hold a press conference in the middle of the Olympics? Does he crave attention that much? What’s with calling cheating “sex addiction”? He’s a man and he’s horny. Wait, I’ve got it! Every man has an addiction to sex. Got it.
  • Everyone has talked about the offensive depth of the Russians and how it could result in a Gold Medal win. I’m starting to wonder if the Russian stars are having trouble playing 10-15 minutes per game when they are used to 20-25 in the NHL.
  • I’ve read a few things about Drew Doughty’s mistake last night being a result of his age. I think that’s garbage. Don’t blame it age – chalk it up to an error and everyone makes them. It wasn’t a mistake for Doughty to be selected for Team Canada.
  • Did anyone else notice that slight glove drop by Martin Brodeur on the game winning shootout save last night? That little drop was probably enough to distract Martin Pluss. Clearly, Pluss wanted to hit the high left corner and didn’t get the shot where he wanted it. Sometimes, that’s all that it takes to screw up a shooter’s plans.
  • I was very surprised the Russians didn’t use Alexander Radulov in the shootout last night against the Slovaks. You have to think Radulov was pretty upset about not getting to shoot, given Ovechkin got three attempts.
  • Despite different circumstances, I can’t decide which goal was better – David Backes breakaway goal (fast forward to 0:17)or Pavel Demitra’s shootout winner.

Which goal do you think was better? So far, this tournament has been amazing. What other storylines have you enjoyed from the Olympics (hockey or otherwise)?

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Random and useless Stanley Cup facts compiled for your amusement

June 8th, 2009

 

With two days off until Game 6 on Tuesday, a lot of the storylines from the Stanley Cup Finals are being rehashed elsewhere. So, to pass the time, and to add to water cooler talk, I’ve compiled a list of totally unremarkable, random factoids to talk about. I’d love to hear more, so toss some in the comments if I’ve missed anything good.
 
 
The Igloo (their original arena) is the reason for the Penguins’ name, and not the other way around.
 
Marian Hossa has never won a Stanley Cup at Mellon Arena. True story.
 
Marian Hossa and Ty Conklin are the first duo in history to play in two consecutive Stanley Cup Finals against their old team.
 
Hockeytown, USA was a marketing campaign. Nothing more. Detroit does not hold any rights to hockey.
 
In the movie, Sudden Death, the Pittsburgh Penguin wearing number 68 was on the ice for all three goals against. He was a minus-3. Jagr was not happy about this.
 
The largest octopus ever thrown on the ice in Detroit weighed 50 lbs.
 
The Penguin became their logo after their live mascot, Pete, died of pneumonia.
 
The Red Wings were originally known as the Detroit Cougars, then the Falcons, then the Red Wings.
 
Niklas Lidstrom was only the second European Captain to make it to the Stanley Cup Final. The first: Daniel Alfredsson. 

With two days off until Game 6 on Tuesday, a lot of the storylines from the Stanley Cup Finals are being rehashed elsewhere.  So, to pass the time, and to add to water cooler talk, I’ve compiled a list of totally unremarkable, random factoids to talk about.  I’d love to hear more, so toss some in the comments if I’ve missed anything good.

  • The Igloo (their original arena) is the reason for the Penguins’ name, and not the other way around.
  • Marian Hossa has never won a Stanley Cup at Mellon Arena.  True story.
  • Marian Hossa and Ty Conklin are the first duo in history to play in two consecutive Stanley Cup Finals against their old team.
  • Hockeytown, USA was a marketing campaign.  Nothing more.  Detroit does not hold any rights to hockey.
  • In the Jean-Claude Van Damme movie, Sudden Death, the Pittsburgh Penguin wearing number 68 was on the ice for all three goals against.  He was a minus-3.  Jaromir Jagr was not happy about this.
  • The largest octopus ever thrown on the ice in Detroit weighed 50 lbs.
  • The Penguin became their logo after their live mascot, Pete, died of pneumonia.
  • The Red Wings were originally known as the Detroit Cougars, then the Falcons, then the Red Wings.
  • Nicklas Lidstrom was only the second European Captain to make it to the Stanley Cup Final.  The first: Daniel Alfredsson. 
     

 

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Is Evgeni Malkin channelling the Fonz?

June 4th, 2009

 

I’ve never been a huge fan of the Pittsburgh Penguins. Part of it stems from a healthy rivalry between the Penguins and the Senators, their history of Jaromir Jagr and his free-flowing hair, and other parts are probably a jealously for the number of first and second round draft picks they have. It just seems to easy. 
 
This year, however, I’ve started to cheer for them. I kind of want to see the Cup make it back to the East for a bit, and not in Florida or South Carolina.
 
But in all my cheering for the Penguins, I’ve begun to notice a trend: Evgeni Malkin is Arthur Fonzerelli. That’s right. Read it again. Malkin is the reincarnate of the Fonz. 
 
Before you turn away in disgust, or close your browser window in utter disdain, hear me out.
 
When Happy Days originally started, the Fonz was just supposed to be a secondary character. He later became the headliner. Now look at the Penguins. When the playoffs started, it was going to be Sidney Crosby who was going to tear it up. Instead, Malkin has become the scoring leader and headliner.
 
The Fonz had a rough history and was in two gangs. He also had a record of fighting. Malkin also had a tough history and was wanted by two separate groups. When Malkin came to North America, he had to subversively escape Russia just to play in the NHL. He also has a history of fighting, dropping the gloves with Henrik Zetterberg in Game 2. Also, Malkin’s agent allegedly fought Ovechkin. That’s pretty cool too. 
 
The Fonz was an Italian-American who began to embrace the culture of America.  Malkin is a Russian who too has begun to embrace the culture of America, asking to be called Gino. Taken a step closer to the Fonz, Gino is typically an Italian name. 
 
The Fonz was essentially adopted by the Cunninghams, renting an attic room in their house. Malkin was essentially adopted by Sergei Gonchar, living in the same house with him.
 
The Fonz had an awesome catch phrase: Ehhhhhhhh!
 
Malkin’s English still needs some work. 

I’ve never been a huge fan of the Pittsburgh Penguins. Part of it stems from a healthy rivalry between the Penguins and the Ottawa Senators, their history of Jaromir Jagr and his free-flowing hair, and other parts are probably a jealously for the number of first and second round draft picks they have. It just seems to easy. 

 

Gino Malkin and the Fonz

Gino Malkin and the Fonz

This year, however, I’ve started to cheer for them. I kind of want to see the Cup make it back to the East for a bit, and not in Florida or South Carolina.

But in all my cheering for the Penguins, I’ve begun to notice a trend: Evgeni Malkin is Arthur Fonzerelli. That’s right. Read it again. Malkin is the reincarnate of the Fonz. 

Before you turn away in disgust, or close your browser window in utter disdain, hear me out.

When Happy Days originally started, the Fonz was just supposed to be a secondary character. He later became the headliner. Now look at the Penguins. When the playoffs started, it was going to be Sidney Crosby who was going to tear it up. Instead, Malkin has become the scoring leader and headliner.

The Fonz had a rough history and was in two gangs. He also had a record of fighting. Malkin also had a tough history and was wanted by two separate groups. When Malkin came to North America, he had to subversively escape Russia just to play in the NHL. He also has a history of fighting, dropping the gloves with Henrik Zetterberg in Game 2. Also, Malkin’s agent allegedly fought Alex Ovechkin. That’s pretty cool too. 

The Fonz was an Italian-American who began to embrace the culture of America.  Malkin is a Russian who too has begun to embrace the culture of America, asking to be called Gino. Taken a step closer to the Fonz, Gino is typically an Italian name. 

The Fonz was essentially adopted by the Cunninghams, renting an attic room in their house. Malkin was essentially adopted by Sergei Gonchar, living in the same house with him.

The Fonz had an awesome catch phrase: Ehhhhhhhh!

Malkin’s English still needs some work. 
 

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New York blame and ego-like fame!

February 22nd, 2009

Admittedly, StayClassy aims for new content every second day, you know, Burgundy style and all, but lately this hasn’t been the case. Reason being, a few things behind the scenes are going on. We’re not selling our own shirts yet, but we have some exciting news we’ll be announcing very soon, so keep your eyes peeled. Should we sell StayClassy.net shirts?

The New York Rangers freefall has been pretty well documented over the last few weeks, and for good reason. I’m not sure whats dropping quicker, the New York Stock Exchange or the Rangers. Oooh, how witty, I know. Either way, sucks to be in New York. And the Knicks still suck. And A-roid, errr A-Fraud, errr Alex Rodriguez is still a steroid user once used steroids. According to Fox Sports, A-Rod’s trainer is banned from Major League Baseball for life or something. I guess thats slightly harsher than Montreal Canadiens GM Bob Gainey’s “grounding” of Alex Kovalev this week. Anyways, why did the trainer get banned from the MLB, but A-Rod got nothing? I don’t get it – the MLB keeps screwing up this situation. My take: list off all 103 steroid users, and move forward. Back to the Rangers. Some say coach Tom Reeney is on the hot seat, some say GM Glen Sather is on the hot seat. The debate over who should get the axe is alive and well, but I have a better solution: FIRE BOTH OF THEM!

The Rangers are a storied franchise with some serious history. Renney and Sather are doing a great job of erasing that with a consistent series of bad decision making – Scott Gomez’ long term deal, Wade Redden’s ridiculous contract (every Ottawa Senators fan out there is yelling a collective “told ya so”), letting Jaromir Jagr/Martin Straka leave via free agency and the abysmal handling of Petr Prucha. Prucha is capable of scoring more than Ron Burgundy, okay, maybe not as much, but close. Prucha scored 30 goals in the 2005-2006 season with the Rangers and 22 goals the next year. Why? Because he played with quality players like Jagr and Straka. Take away his ice time and quality talent around him and see what he can do. If the Rangers decided they wanted to trade him, they should have. The rumors have been circulating for years, yet all they’ve done is the healthy scratch/grounding thing (the “Kovalev”) and Prucha’s lost a significant amount of value in the trade market. This is going to hurt the Rangers more than Prucha. Whenever Prucha lands elsewhere, I’m confident he’ll get back to scoring. And the Rangers will have got very little for him, if anything.

The Montreal Canadiens. Wow. Another team in freefall mode. Though they looked better Saturday against the Senators and they hung around in that Washington Capitals game last week (the game that Alex Ovechkin scored on his ass), they’ve got to get things together and quickly. I’m not a Canadiens fan, but this team is far too good to be on the brink of missing the playoffs – especially with teams like the Florida Panthers coming up behind them. I won’t comment on the recent off-ice news, but now’s time for Gainey and co. to reel this in. I know injuries to Carey Price, Alex Tanguay, Robert Lang, Mike Komisarek and others haven’t helped, but Gainey’s got to make a big trade to shake this up. Easier said than done, absolutely, but the Mathieu Schneider trade was a good start. Nicely done Mr. Gainey.

Finally, Mats Sundin. I think I hate typing his name. I’ve been extremely critical of him all season, as my classy readers know, but he’s starting to regain his form. Good for him, I guess. Leading up to Saturday’s return to Toronto, the buzz was huge. Worst part of all, Sundin was loving it. He plays coy in the interviews, but I’m not buying it. Since this ego-maniac loves the attention, he deserves the nickname The Ego. When the ACC crowd gave The Ego his 1st period ovation, Mats did the “Who, little ‘ol me? Shucks…”. You could see his ego growing. Fast-forward to the shootout. I wondered why Vancouver Canucks coach Alain Vigneault had Sundin shooting 3rd. Obviously, there are no guarantee’s the 3rd shooter will shoot and being The Ego’s return, you’d think Vigneault would give in to the cherry-on-top ending (Sundin deserves the right to shoot and is among the more skilled Canuck shooters). Leaf’s disappointment, Mikhail Grabovski needs to score for Sundin to shoot, errr, to keep the shootout going. He fakes a slapshot and Roberto Luongo, the best goalie in the world drops to his stomach? Nice move, but that makes the top story on “Things to make you go Hmmmmm”. So that sets up the perfect ending for The Ego himself. Vesa Toskala’s shootout struggles are well known, so I’m not surprised Sundin scores. But Sundin does the same backend move he always does. Toskala should know it better than most. I’ll give benefit of doubt to Sundin’s skill. The Ego comes down slower than usual, does the move we all know and expect, yet gets half the net to shoot at on his backhand. What was Toskala doing? I’m not suggesting the entire game was thrown for a feel-good story, but I’m saying … uhh … well actually thats exactly what I’m saying. I think Toskala gave way more of the net to Sundin that he normally would. The ACC went crazy with more cheering then if the Leaf’s actually won it, but to me, the whole thing reeked of set up. Maybe I’m wrong on this, but think about it. It all lined up a little too nicely.

Thanks for stopping by, Mats. But to everyone else, stay classy.

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