Posts Tagged ‘Dominik Hasek’

The reincarnation of the Ottawa Senators

November 5th, 2009

Ever sat through a movie or a T.V. Show and found yourself wondering if you haven’t already seen it? That is kind of what it was like when I was watching the Ottawa Senators the other day. It is kind of like a movie I’ve already seen.

I simply say this because there are so many players on this team that seem like they have been here before. And when I watch Daniel Alfredsson, I can’t help but think that even he is a little nonchalant about some of the newbies.

Now, I’m not insinuating that the team will suffer the same results as the previous incarnations of the Senators; just that a few of these guys have already been here before. So sit back, relax, and prepare to be awe-struck at my ability to make something out of nothing.

Alex Kovalev = Alexei Yashin

Nevermind the fact that both of these guys are big Russian forwards. It is the play of AK27 that reminds me so much of Yash. You see, even before we signed Kovalev to a 2-year deal, we already had our resident enigma.

Yashin had all the potential to steal a game. He had size, strength, vision and great hands. But he also had the ability to be completely invisible on the ice. We used to jke that if Yashin didn’t do something in the game early, you wouldn’t even see him for the rest of the game. Apparently if Yashin didn’t do something in the playoffs, you wouldn’t even see him the next season. But that is a different topic altogether.

Milan Michalek = Marian Hossa

Isn’t it kind of funny that we’ve come full circle on this. We traded Hossa for Heatley, enjoyed some of his production for a while, and then traded Heatley for Hossa V 2.0.

Michalek’s speed and size reminds me so much of Hossa; particularly as he drives the left side on his way to the front of the net. Like Hossa before him, Michalek is also a huge threat on the PK. All he needs now is a tinted visor and a sketchy contract.

Jonathan Cheechoo = Bill Muckalt

This could change… and not when Cheechoo scores his first goal.

But like Muckalt, Cheechoo was the afterthought in the trade that finally got rid of a disgruntled player. As m,y of us so fondly remember, Muckalt came over with Zdeno Chara and a first round draft pick that became Jason Spezza in exchange for Alexei Yashin. So all things being equal, we may be able to assume that San Jose’s pick will become a superstar.

Peter Regin = Todd White

They both have 5 letters in their last names. Crazy eh.

Pascal Leclaire = Dominik Hasek

I say this for a couple reasons. 1) Pascal is probably the best goaltender this team has had since the Dominator, and 2) They really seem to have similar personalities.

You see, they both seem like really fun loving guys who relish the media spotlight and the attention they get in Ottawa. Neither seems particulary phased by much, and they’re both just a bit quirky Pascal, for instance, has admitted several times that he talks to himself during games.

So there you have it folks. A clear list that we have already seen these players before. And while I don’t think we have to worry about the same outcomes with any of these guys, it sure is hilarous to talk about the similarities.

Stay classy, old Senator players who have been reincarnated as new Senator players.

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Goalies & injuries: My biggest fear

September 16th, 2009

As a fan, and casually obsessive observer of hockey, I think I hate the goaltending position the most. Not cause they keep my team from scoring more goals. Quite the contrary. It’s because if something happens to them, there’s very rarely something to take their place successfully.

I think each team has an experience where they watched a goalie go down, or not come out fast enough after a bathroom break (ahem Lu), only to have their fans quietly pee their pants. Only a few years ago, Dominek Hasek’s elusive abductor muscle (not the Detroit Red Wings player), caused him to miss the rest of the season. Or how about that time Roloson went down in Game 1 of the Stanley Cup Final after carrying Edmonton that far.

So you’ll have to excuse the fact that I’m a little tense watching Pascal Leclaire play.

He says he’s healthy and 100 per cent. He claims that he can’t wait to get back into the season.

So why am I wincing each time someone even comes close to him? I get scared watching the footage of him walking out of the dressing room. Can anybody guarantee me that the carpet is taut enough for his ankle to stay steady?

Even when he’s tying his skates makes me nervous. Is someone there making sure they’re going to be fine for 60 minutes of hockey?

I know as a fan we always want the latest information on injuries etc., but I think this is the one time I didn’t want to know.

Stay classy, Pascal Leclaire’s ankle. Please.

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Can goaltending derail an Olympic team?

August 27th, 2009

If defense wins championships, what wins Olympic Gold?

I think most people can remember the heartbreak that was Nagano ‘98. Why on earth Ray Bourque was in that shootout and not Wayne Gretzky is beyond me, but to this day I still blame Dominik Hasek for that loss. He was in the prime of his career, and he stonewalled the Canadian team.

In 2002, Martin Brodeur cemented his role as Canada’s goalie, after Pat Quinn tried to play favourites by putting in Toronto Maple Leafs goalie Curtis Joseph. That failed experiment didn’t work out so well after losing to Sweden, and Brodeur finished the tournament. Ed Belfour’s medal broke when it was awarded to him.

In 2006, Sweden dominated the tournament, Henrik Lundqvist played well enough to secure Sweden its Gold Medal.

So if defense wins championships, goaltending wins Gold.

I’m not going to start the debate about who should be Canada’s goalie. I think the mainstream media is doing a pretty good job at that, and I would argue that any one of the three goalies that goes would be a fine candidate.

But can other teams jump up and surprise the tournament? Look at Team USA as an example. The American hockey system seems to have faltered a bit over the last few years, but Tim Thomas and Ryan Miller represent a huge step forward for that hockey program. Remember when Team USA used to rely on guys like Robert Esche and Scott Clemmensen. In 2002, they had Mike Richter, but he was on the final stretch of his career. I would argue that the US goaltending tandem has the skill to make a real dent in the medal round.

Or how about Team Russia. I’ve argued on this blog before that Russia wouldn’t have the skill to beat Canada without its top stars. I even caused a bit of an international incident. But Evgeni Nabokov has proven his ability as a leading goaltender. Or how about the newly emerged Simeon Varlamov? Does Nikolai Khabibulin still have an Olympics in him? It may depend on how the season goes in Edmonton, but those are three goalies who could steal a game or two.

The Swedish team represents a scary tandem again in nets. Lundqvist and Tellqvist are two fantastic goalies. And New York is a great example of a team that can ride Henrik Lundqvist. With a little added firepower from Mats Sundin (Ha!), Sweden could repeat at the 2010 Olympics with that duo.

But in all of these examples, we are talking about tandems. And as history has shown (and as indicated by most hockey rule books) only one goalie can be on the ice to win the game. In 2002, Canada identified Brodeur as the go-to guy. In 2006, Lundqvist played that role. It’s going to be up to the coaches to pick the go-to goalie, or teams will falter.

Bottom line: with all the talk about line combinations and who will get a roster spot, I think the biggest impact is going to happen between the pipes. Whichever goalie can get hot at the right time will represent this year’s Gold Medal. It’s up to the coaches to figure that out sooner rather than later.

Stay classy, international goalie controversies.

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The NHLPA reminds me of Sloan … and not the Canadian band

July 20th, 2009

So today the NHLPA announced that they don’t think players should attend Olympic training camps.  That’s fair I suppose, given that they wouldn’t be insured by their team like they are at NHL training camps.

But doesn’t that send some mixed signals?  Kind of like Sloan did last night on Entourage?  Spoiler Alert by the way.  Hope that didn’t ruin anything for anybody.

But seriously.  Why play in the Olympics then?  Why do any extra-curricular, outside the scope of your day job activity?

The NHLPA has consistently said that they want to be a part of the Olympics.  The players like to do it and it’s good for the Olympic Games to have the best in the world competing.  But to now say to the players that they shouldn’t go to camp? It should be clear cut, one way or the other.

Most Ottawa Senators fans remember the “Rip Heard Around the World.”  And no, not when Dany Heatley ripped out your hearts by asking to be traded.  I’m talking about the High-Definition, Dolby Digital Surround Sound Rip of Dominik Hasek’s elusive Abductor muscle.

And I know what you’re saying?  Isn’t an Abductor a player for the Detroit Red Wings?  Well, contrary to popular belief, it is not a player, but a groinal regional muscle.  And the Dominator allowed that muscle to dominate him.  He never played another game that season, or ever again for the Ottawa Senators, in what was arguably one of our best teams and best chances to win a Stanley Cup.

But that’s just it.  The Olympics are an inherent risk that players are willing to take.  They know that they could potentially be hurt, but they want to wear the crest of their country on their chests.  So why tell them not to show up?  If they feel like doing it, and risking injury to prove their worth to an Olympic team, then that should be within their rights to go.

Take Milan Lucic for instance.  He is not a clear cut decision for Team Canada.  But the impression he makes at an Olympic camp could mean the difference between a roster spot, or a spot on my couch watching the games (Milan, if you want, you are more than welcome to join the Channel 4 News Team at Chez Tambland for the Games if you don’t make the team).

Anyways, all I’m saying is that if the NHLPA made that announcement to cover their own butts, that’s fine.  But do it with an internal memo or something.  There’s no point in throwing out mixed signals (But thank you for keeping hockey in the news- how’s that for a mixed signal).

Stay classy, NHLPA. Go Canada Go!

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What's an Abdelkader?!?!?

June 1st, 2009

 

I always thought an Abdelkader was a muscle. You know. Like that muscle Dominik Hasek strained at the Olympics. I definitely didn’t think an Abdelkader was the equivalent of a mini-Buddha in a locker room. (For those of you unaware with the mini-Buddha reference, Tom Chorske once brought one back from vacation and it became the rallying good luck charm for the Ottawa Senators the first year they made the playoffs.)
 
Anyways, back to the Abdelkader; how does one man show up two nights in a row and accomplish the exact same thing? How does he single handily remove any possibility of mounting a comeback late in the third? Who is this guy?
 
So, I present to you, the completely untrue story of Justin Abdelkader:
 
Justin first tried on skates when he was 2 months old. They were 8 sizes too big, but it gave him superior balance when facing two opponents.
 
Justin’s favourite music is Susan Boyle. He knew about her way before YouTube did.
 
Justin once threw a baseball so hard that it shattered the sound barrier.
 
In his spare time, Justin likes to catch fish in his bare hands to feed needy Red Wings fans. 
 
Justin’s hockey sticks are fashioned out of a giant tree that he fell with his shoelaces.
 
Justin’s playoff beard took only 30 minutes to grow. 
 
Justin was sent by the Hockey Devils to reverse the Hockey Gods in their efforts to smite Marion Hossa.
 
Justin, not Don Cherry or the Dos Equis guy, is the most interesting man in the world. 

I always thought an Abdelkader was a muscle.  You know.  Like that muscle Dominik Hasek strained at the Olympics. I definitely didn’t think an Abdelkader was the equivalent of a mini-Buddha in a locker room. (For those of you unaware with the mini-Buddha reference, Tom Chorske once brought one back from vacation and it became the rallying good luck charm for the Ottawa Senators the first year they made the playoffs.)

Anyways, back to the Abdelkader; how does one man show up two nights in a row and accomplish the exact same thing?  How does he single handily remove any possibility of mounting a comeback late in the third?  Who is this guy?

So, I present to you, the completely untrue story of Justin Abdelkader:

Justin first tried on skates when he was 2 months old.  They were 8 sizes too big, but it gave him superior balance when facing two opponents.

Justin’s favourite music is Susan Boyle.  He knew about her way before YouTube did.

Justin once threw a baseball so hard that it shattered the sound barrier.

In his spare time, Justin likes to catch fish in his bare hands to feed needy Red Wings fans. 

Justin’s hockey sticks are fashioned out of a giant tree that he fell with his shoelaces.

Justin’s playoff beard took only 30 minutes to grow. 

Justin was sent by the Hockey Devils to reverse the Hockey Gods in their efforts to smite Marian Hossa.

Justin, not Don Cherry or the Dos Equis guy, is the most interesting man in the world. 

 

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