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The reincarnation of the Ottawa Senators

November 5th, 2009

Ever sat through a movie or a T.V. Show and found yourself wondering if you haven’t already seen it? That is kind of what it was like when I was watching the Ottawa Senators the other day. It is kind of like a movie I’ve already seen.

I simply say this because there are so many players on this team that seem like they have been here before. And when I watch Daniel Alfredsson, I can’t help but think that even he is a little nonchalant about some of the newbies.

Now, I’m not insinuating that the team will suffer the same results as the previous incarnations of the Senators; just that a few of these guys have already been here before. So sit back, relax, and prepare to be awe-struck at my ability to make something out of nothing.

Alex Kovalev = Alexei Yashin

Nevermind the fact that both of these guys are big Russian forwards. It is the play of AK27 that reminds me so much of Yash. You see, even before we signed Kovalev to a 2-year deal, we already had our resident enigma.

Yashin had all the potential to steal a game. He had size, strength, vision and great hands. But he also had the ability to be completely invisible on the ice. We used to jke that if Yashin didn’t do something in the game early, you wouldn’t even see him for the rest of the game. Apparently if Yashin didn’t do something in the playoffs, you wouldn’t even see him the next season. But that is a different topic altogether.

Milan Michalek = Marian Hossa

Isn’t it kind of funny that we’ve come full circle on this. We traded Hossa for Heatley, enjoyed some of his production for a while, and then traded Heatley for Hossa V 2.0.

Michalek’s speed and size reminds me so much of Hossa; particularly as he drives the left side on his way to the front of the net. Like Hossa before him, Michalek is also a huge threat on the PK. All he needs now is a tinted visor and a sketchy contract.

Jonathan Cheechoo = Bill Muckalt

This could change… and not when Cheechoo scores his first goal.

But like Muckalt, Cheechoo was the afterthought in the trade that finally got rid of a disgruntled player. As m,y of us so fondly remember, Muckalt came over with Zdeno Chara and a first round draft pick that became Jason Spezza in exchange for Alexei Yashin. So all things being equal, we may be able to assume that San Jose’s pick will become a superstar.

Peter Regin = Todd White

They both have 5 letters in their last names. Crazy eh.

Pascal Leclaire = Dominik Hasek

I say this for a couple reasons. 1) Pascal is probably the best goaltender this team has had since the Dominator, and 2) They really seem to have similar personalities.

You see, they both seem like really fun loving guys who relish the media spotlight and the attention they get in Ottawa. Neither seems particulary phased by much, and they’re both just a bit quirky Pascal, for instance, has admitted several times that he talks to himself during games.

So there you have it folks. A clear list that we have already seen these players before. And while I don’t think we have to worry about the same outcomes with any of these guys, it sure is hilarous to talk about the similarities.

Stay classy, old Senator players who have been reincarnated as new Senator players.

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Top ten players the Senators want back

October 3rd, 2009

You don’t know what you’ve got until its gone. Crappy song, but truer words were never spoken.

Ottawa, like many other teams in this league, is beginning to build a rolodex of players that I’m sure they would love to have back. While there’s been a number of players we were glad to see go (I’m looking at you Alexei…. Kaigorodov, not Yashin), Ray Emery’s shutout on Friday was a classic example of a player that maybe we should have held onto.

So in celebration of Ray Emery’s shutout and return to the NHL, it’s time to countdown the Top Ten Players that the Ottawa Senators maybe should have reconsidered letting go.

10.  Dany Heatley

- I may take some flack for this one, but Dany Heatley will probably be a guy down the road that Ottawa would still love to have. As much as I’d like to think he’s going to be a minus – 246 over the rest of the season, it’s really not likely. Heatley should continue to put up dominating goal totals, and be the natural goal scorer we already knew he was. Even though we don’t want to believe it anymore.

9.  Patrick Eaves

- Patrick Eaves will probably be a player that Ottawa looks at in a couple years, and wonder what they were thinking when they let him walk. And you can’t blame Murray entirely for the deal he made. On paper, it was an oft-injured Eaves for a healthy Cory Stillman, in a year that Ottawa was trying to prove that they had to magic to make it to the Cup Finals again. While Eaves never put up huge numbers in Ottawa, he always reflected the “potential” that Ottawa wanted. It will be interesting to see what he does in Detroit now.

8.  Dean McAmmond

- Poor Deaner really got run out of this town with very little fanfare. The problem with that, I find, is that Dean McAmmond was a hugely important player in Ottawa’s run to the Finals. His fourth line, and Peter over at Silver Seven Sens does a fantastic job highlighting this, was the best fourth line in the playoffs that year. Dean was the key component in that lineup, and he even went as far as to drop the gloves in the first round. I still maintain that losing him to that Chris Pronger elbow was a huge blow to the Sens. In fact, if you look at the series, they never really recovered.

7.  Pavol Demitra

- Ottawa may have never given Pavol Demitra the chance he deserved. After being drafted by the Senators, Demitra only played a few games with the Senators. And considering the quality of that team, that’s not saying much. The guy only recorded 24 points with the Senators before holding out and moving on. Across the league, he’s now recorded 752 points in about 819 games played. Not sure if he ever would have put up the same points here in Ottawa, but certainly he’s a player that Ottawa could have used to put them over the top.

6.  Alexandre Daigle

- I know it seems like a weird thing to be putting here, but I think that Alex always gets the rough treatment because he never lived up to his billing as a 1st overall draft pick. He did bring some conceit, and had very little to follow it up with, but he certainly settled into a positive role in his later years as an NHL player. I think he could have provided the depth that Ottawa would have really appreciated. After those years with the Senators, and some ups and downs with the Philadelphia Flyers, Daigle settled into a very positive role with the Minnesota Wild as a third line, two-way player. With the Wild, he recorded 79 points in 124 games. Not bad, as long as you don’t think of him as that 1st round pick.

5.  Ray Emery

- It’s not entirely conclusive that Ray Emery is a player that the Senators might want back, but many people who actually follow hockey, rather than rumours, know that Ray Emery was a good goalie. He was put into two (that’s right, two) awful situations as a Senator. The first was when John Muckler saw fit to sign Martin Gerber, despite Emery showing his ability to carry the team. And the second was when Paddock handed the reigns to Gerber during Emery’s off-season surgery, just to pad the stats of a hot team. Emery had every right to be a bit perturbed about the latter, and it was reflected in his play. He should have a solid season in Philadelphia this year, and give them the best goaltending they’ve had since Ron Hextall.

4.  Tom Preissing

- Since he left Ottawa, Preissing really hasn’t had a chance to thrive. But this is a player that Ottawa probably regrets letting walk. Yes his contract was too steep for Ottawa, but Preissing represented a great puck moving defencemen that the Senators could have used last season. He did fold a bit in the Finals in 2007, and was a small guy, but this will probably be the first season since he left that Ottawa will have that mobility on the back end. Preissing, who can’t be faulted for taking that big contract with LA, is a guy that could have thrived in Ottawa under the right monetary situation.

3.  Martin Havlat

- It might be hard to believe that Martin Havlat is missed here in Ottawa, but this was the secondary scoring that Ottawa has been talking about ever since he left. He could, even before taking a stupid penalty or suspension, single handidly steal a game for the Sens. Remember that playoff series against the Tamba Bay Lightning when he posted 10 points against Lecavalier, St. Louis, Richards and Co.? Havlat represented the speedy second line forward that Ottawa has continually tried to find since Muckler saw fit to bring in Hennessy and Barinka.

2.  Marian Hossa

- You know, this time last year, he probably wouldn’t have made this list. But Marian Hossa, much like Havlat, has represented a player that Ottawa could have tipped the balance in favour of Ottawa. All that said, Ottawa would never had added the scoring depth of Heatley, without getting rid of Hossa, but in his time away from the Senators, he has had a chance to go to the Stanley Cup Finals twice. And while we’ve taken every opportunity to make fun of Hossa on this blog, he still is a player that Ottawa Senators fans would love to still have wearing the SENS on his chest.

1.  Zdeno Chara

- What more can you say. Chara, after a lack lustre start in Boston, has become the player that we remember him as, and more. And Muckler let him walk. There’s plenty of speculation as to why Chara left, Chara is one player that Ottawa will always be able to look at and regret losing. He’s still a monster in this league, has a huge shot, is willing to step up for his teammates, and he probably kept Baton Rouge in business because of his love of ribs. All this to say, Chara should remain number one of this list for years to come.

Stay classy, departed Senators.

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Secrets of the Ottawa Senators team building revealed

September 28th, 2009

Less than a week until the NHL regular season, and the Ottawa Senators spent this past weekend at the RCMP facility working on some team building exercises. They haven’t really clarified what the team building exercises might have been, but here at Stayclassy.net we like to think outside the box. Here are a few of the activities we think could help the Ottawa Senators this upcoming season:

Laser Quest

With all the questions about whether Erik Karlsson should make the team, this would provide just the scheme. In an elaborate plan, Karlsson fires a laser to Daniel Alfredsson, who deflects it with a mirror to Jason Spezza, who knocks it with his own mirror over Pascal Leclaire’s shoulder. Powerplay Unit number 1 is now set!

Video-gamer Jason Spezza staying classy

Video-gamer Jason Spezza staying classy

Zip-Lining

Zip-Lining is great because it calls on a number of different skills, including upper body strength, courage, and the ability to accept gravity as your God. This would be great for the Senators, because instead of gravity, they could basically put Cory Clouston at the top of each drop-off, eliminate the zip lines, and allow the Sens to accept Clouston as their God if they don’t listen to him. Imagine the fear of falling to your death each time you don’t backcheck? Perfect.

Piñata Party

No, not a pyjama party. A piñata party. Usually these feature funny cartoon characters filled with candy. Well instead, the Senators could bash on a Dany Heatley piñata full of signed Alexei Yashin rookie cards. While the attractiveness of candy isn’t there, taking out frustration on Dany Heatley is bound to bring a team together, right?

Nintendo Tournament – Super Mario 3

Stay classy, Super Mario

Stay classy, Super Mario

In an elaborate scheme by Cory Clouston, this could be an excellent way to determine ice time. Each player, organized by seniority, with get a crack at defeating Bowser. When a player is killed in the game, they pass the controller onto another player. The amount of time spent playing will also help determine ice time during regular season. Powerplay time will be given out by the players who are able to uncover the most secrets in the game (like the flute in the first castle or all of the free lives in Level 4). Anybody who defeats Bowser will receive assistant Captaincy.

I’m not necessarily thinking that the Sens will use all of these ideas, but at least a few of them could help the team as we gear up for the upcoming 82-game season. I for one am hugely excited to watch the Sens play this coming June. Go Sens Go!

Stay classy, Ottawa Senators!

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Actually sticking up for Dany Heatley… sort of.

July 22nd, 2009

Fact:  Dany Heatley and Jason Spezza are like wizards on and off the ice.  By wizards, I mean pretty good friends.

Fact:  Jason Spezza has a wedding fast approaching and Dany Heatley is expected to be in attendance.

Fact:  Dany Heatley has handled this summer-trading-demand pretty poorly.

Fact:  Dany Heatley isn’t a complete monster…  and Stayclassy.net is awesome.  Sorry, I had to throw that one in there.

I’ve never really started a blog with a ton of facts like that.  Kinda felt like Dwight from the Office or something.  Anyways, Ian Mendes posted a pretty good rant about Ottawa hockey media turning down the heat on Jason Spezza’s wedding earlier this week.  It’s a good read with great points and he’s right – Jason always makes time for the media, they owe him this day to himself and his family as requested.

Great points aside, I’m looking at this from a different angle.  Everyone’s suggesting it’s classless of the media to make Spezza’s wedding about Heatley and his trade demands.  Now, I can’t believe I’m going to defend Dany Heatley right now, but does anyone actually think Heatley has so little class that he’d speak about his questionable future with the Ottawa Senators at Spezza’s wedding?  The thought of suggesting Heatley would do that is a little classless, too.

Listen, I’m still kind of a fan of Dany Heatley.  I know we’re supposed to be upset about his demands and I am… but still.  I love his one-timer goals and the way he sometimes reminds me of a duck walking when skating slowly.  And yes, I’m angered by how he’s chosen to exile himself from Ottawa.  But I can’t imagine Heatley addressing the situation at all during the Spezza wedding.  I can’t believe some are suggesting he would.

Heatley’s a pretty shy guy and anyone who’s seen the way he handles hockey media knows he doesn’t love the attention.  It’s probably one of the reasons he’s chosen to remain quiet about his trade request.  And despite the fact he’s probably the most hated Ottawa Senator in modern history – and yes I’m including the likes of Alexei Yashin, Tom Barrasso and Lance Pitlick (way too many turnovers from that guy…)  in the Sens modern history – he’s not a complete monster.

Perhaps Heatley has forgotten the priviledge it is to be a professional hockey player in the NHL.  And maybe Heatley is guilty of poor PR decisions (or hirings of PR agents), but there’s no way he’d stoop to that low to screw up Spezza’s wedding for the chance to address the hockey media for the first time since demanding a trade.

He doesn’t want to play in Ottawa – OK, I can deal with that.  That sucks and I’ll boo him real bad when he next returns to Ottawa, but I have to stick up for Heatley here and say he still has more class than to talk ugly hockey drama on his good friend’s wedding day.  He’s not that bad.  There shouldn’t be any heat at Spezz-ding.

Stay classy, Dany Heatley … for what seems like the million-th time.

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Is Ottawa actually that bad?

July 6th, 2009

This whole Dany Heatley thing has got me thinking.  Maybe we really are a bad Hockey Town?

Now I don’t want to suggest that Ottawa is a lousy place to play, but recently a friend of Dany Heatley suggested just that in his letter to the Ottawa Citizen.

As an Ottawa Senators fan and supporter of the team, I find it hard to believe that anybody wouldn’t want to play here.  But Ottawa is developing a pretty good history of players who don’t want to be here.  Even from our first years we’ve had a fair share of people saying thanks but no thanks.  The following are just some of the few players who have spurned Ottawa, with Dany Heatley adding his name to this illustrious list.

  • In the Expansion Draft of 1992, Ottawa’s table had no working electrical outlet.  The batteries in the laptop were also dead. Is it perhaps possible that this was a elaborate scheme from draft-eligible players to not be drafted by Ottawa?
  • Former Senators goalie Don Beaupre once claimed “Hockey isn’t fun anymore” when asked about playing in Ottawa.
  • When Damien Rhodes was traded to Ottawa, he cried about it.  Come on, we weren’t that bad, were we?
Is Heatley just another name in the Photo Album of players that hate Ottawa?

Is Heatley just another name in the Photo Album of players that hate Ottawa?

  • It’s well known that Bryan Berard did not want to play in Ottawa when he was drafted by the team.  In what led to the Wade Redden trade, Berard was one of the first to say he didn’t want to be an Ottawa Senator.
  • A lot of people tend to forget that Pavel Demitra was drafted by Ottawa, and even dressed as a Senator.  In 1996-97, even he didn’t want to play here and was eventually traded to St. Louis.
  • Alexei Yashin is always a fun story to tell over and over, only because we might have gotten the better of his leaving by adding Chara, Spezza and Bill Muckalt to the team.  I wonder if Marshall Johnston would have nixed that deal if Muckalt wasn’t involved?
  • Tyler Arnason is a name you don’t hear to often in Ottawa, largely because he didn’t do much.  But he also made his displeasure known after the season finished and his butt got sore from sitting in the press box.
  • In what turned out to be a very good move for Ottawa, Alexei Kaigorodov was moved to the Phoenix Coyotes for Mike Comrie.  But Kaigorodov hated it here, and made it quite apparent he wouldn’t play for Ottawa.  As it turns out, he hasn’t done much since, but still, didn’t like Ottawa.
  • In another case of Russian players not liking it here, Alexander Nikulin bolted from the Senators organization last season to play in the KHL.  Like Kaigorodov, he didn’t enjoy the Ottawa organization.

All this isn’t to say that Ottawa is so bad.  There are still a number of players who loved their time here, and others who still want to come back.  But maybe there’s something to this whole Heatley thing.  Maybe we just don’t know how to handle prima donnas well in this city.

So Sens fans, stay classy knowing that we haven’t driven away the entire team….yet.

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5 things to do with your Dany Heatley jerseys

July 6th, 2009

Dany Heatley is as likely to return to the Ottawa Senators 2009-2010 roster as Canada is to actually admit to developing both Celine Dion and Alanis Morrisette.

And with the Ottawa Senators organization having sold a fair number of Dany Heatley jerseys  during Heater’s 4 year stay, Stayclassy.net has 5 things you can do with your Dany Heatley jersey’s to save or salvage the investment.  Without further delay, here they are…

5.  Rip off the HEATLEY and ‘1’ portion of the jersey and you’ll be left with a blank ‘5’… now you can be known with other Ottawa greats like Sami Salo and Christoph Schubert.  Not sure on this one?  Just ask yourself:  who hits a harder one-timer, Heatley or Salo?

4.  Replace HEALTEY with MCEACHERN.  Yeah, Shawn McEachern also wore 15 for the Ottawa Senators and he is a Stanley Cup champion (Pittsburgh Penguins, 1992).

3.  Flip the 5  inside-out for number 12.  No – not for Mike Fisher.  Oh no, more vintage – go number 12 for 2nd overall pick in the 1991 NHL Entry Draft, Pat Falloon.  Atleast no one in Ottawa hates him… or remembers him…

2.  Go to Pro Hockey Life and purchase an ‘M’ and ‘R’ in Ottawa Senators font.  Proceed to remove the ‘H’, ‘A’, ‘T’ and ‘L’ from HEATLEY.  Remove the 5 from the jersey, leaving just the #1.  Use the ‘M’ and ‘R’ to spell EMERY and you are set.   A former Ottawa Senator who we bought out, not who asked for a trade.  Plus one, Ottawa fan.

1.  Use masking tape to make 15 into 19.  Then, duct-tape over “HEATLEY” and use a sharpie marker to write YASHIN in big bold letters.   Atleast then, you won’t have the worst jersey ever.  And Yashin was once a captain, too.

Stay classy, Dany Heatley.

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Yashin an Ottawa Senator again? Stayclassy.net to the rescue!

April 2nd, 2009

And so, much like the playoff hopes held by the Ottawa Senators mere days ago, the dust has settled on all the jokes that were from April fools.  All but one.  Ottawa radio show ‘TGOR’ pulled a prank stuffed with so much awesome, it had half the city demanding Google for answers.  And guess who Google turned to?

That’s right, Stayclassy.net bailed out Google and more importantly, Sens-nation from one of the most hideous jokes of all time.  Note: too much awesome can be a bad thing.   Thanks, Three-Guys-On-the-Radio.

Things in Ottawa went crazy.  Not Leafs winning the Stanley Cup crazy, but pretty wild nonetheless.

So what kind of devious and downright evil joke would send an entire city into a panic-induced frenzy?  A fictitious rumor suggesting Sens GM Bryan Murray resigning Alexei Yashin, complete with doctored audio-clips from interviews and press conferences of past – that’s what.

We were had.  Fearful for a good hour or so, too.  I heard children and adults shedding tears for fear that Yashin could be back.   That he may soon wear a jersey I thought never possible again.

Thoughts of terror raced into my brain faster than Shean Donovan crashes into boards during a skills competition.  Would Yashin reclaim number 19?  And what would star center/scapegoat Jason Spezza do?  Would he go back to his roots, taking number 39 again?  Jason’s had far too many memories with 19.   Then again, I don’t associate the number 39 with turnovers, so maybe it would work after all.

Is Alfredsson Batman?

Could Daniel Alfredsson secretly be Batman?

But even worse than jersey numbers – would the Russian Bear take back the team captaincy?  Could he?  First of all, let’s stop calling Yashin the Russian Bear.  Secondly, how could he possibly take the “C” away from our true leader and all-time points scorer, Daniel Alfredsson?  I can’t even recall a time where Alfie didn’t wear the “C”.  Well, at least not while wearing number 11.  I recall the Jofa-number 63 days, but Alfie wearing 63 is like Bruce Wayne before becoming Batman.

Yes, we’re comparing Alfie to Batman.  And you haven’t even seen Alfie’s utility belt… YET.

Fortunately, we needn’t worry such dreadful thoughts any longer.  It was all a joke and completely untrue.  To be on the safe side, we should probably consult with the two men who helped rid this fair city of Yashin to start with: Marshall Johnston and Mike Milbury.  And since we’re playing things safe, let’s consult with Batman too.

Stay classy, Yashin.
 
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