Who’ll be the worst team in the NHL this season?

August 19th, 2009 by Burgundy Leave a reply »

It’s going to be an interesting year in the NHL, that’s certain.  With the 2010 Olympics coming in less than six months, the first 20-30 games of the 2009-2010 could  decide who makes Olympic teams and who doesn’t.  Will Jason Spezza stop drinking the Redbull Turnover Cocktail and prove to Steve Yzerman and co he deserves to be on the Canadian squad?  Will Rick DiPetro stay healthy for more than two weeks to compete for a Team USA goaltending position? Will Mats Sundin figure out if he wants to unretire again to play for Sweden?

But those aren’t the only questions.  Of course, other and more typical questions surround the Pittsburgh Penguins – can they repeat as Stanley Cup champions?  Will they play Detroit in the Cup finals, again?  (Probably not, but worth the question, given the fact its been a long time since there was three Cup finals with the same two teams.) Will John Tavares save the New York Islanders?

Alright, enough with the questions.  What everyone really wants to know is, who’ll be the worst team in the NHL this year?  That was my last question, I promise.

I’ve got it down to a few teams who I believe will “contend” for this prestigious  honour.  Let me know if I’m missing any teams.

  • Colorado Avalanche – Terrible season last year and it might get worse this year.  Joe Sakic retiring is a big blow.  He simply cannot be replaced.  The Avalanche defence is half decent, although recent rumours suggest Scott Hannon could be leaving soon.  Two primary concerns are forwards and goaltending.  Even if Matt Duchene makes the big club, he can’t do it all in his rookie year and something tells me Darcy Tucker will have yet another sub-par season.
  • Atlanta Thrashers – GM Don Waddell has done a good job building up young talent, but its really a question of when it will come together.  Priority one has got to be getting star Ilya Kovalchuk signed to a long term extension.  Upcoming talent like Zach Bogosian, Evander Kane (the Kane who doesn’t beat up cabbies), Angelo Esposito, Tobias Enstrom and Bryan Little may mean the Thrashers may not suck for much longer.  They still need a top center to play with Kovalchuk – Todd White cannot be your top center (surprisingly, he did get 73 points last year…).  Finally, goaltending… Kari Lehtonen is still the unknown.  Ultimately, if the Thrashers aren’t the worst team in the NHL this season, it could very much point to Lehtonen playing much better or the Thrashers finding a new goalie.
  • Florida Panthers – Jacques Martin left.  Jay Bouwmeester left (finally).  I don’t even know who’s still there.  Nathan Horton needs to step up and be the dominent forward he was projected to be.  David Booth will need to have a lights-out year and well… I don’t know… this Panthers club could be a major challenger for 30th place.
  • Phoenix Coyotes – Unlike the Panthers, the Coyotes have some great young talent.  Guys like Peter Mueller, Kyle Turris, Mikkel Boedker and captain Canada Shane Doan (not that he’s young, but whatever) need to lead the way.  The ‘Yotes were in the playoff race for the first half of last season but will need to stay healthy and more consistent in order to keep out of the NHL basement and in the thick of things come April 2010.  Hopefully the off-season distractions won’t hurt the club too much.  And if they do, maybe Jim Balsillie can… urrgh.  I’m so tired of talking about him.

Stay classy, bad NHL teams.  I’m Ron Burgundy?
(damnit, I promised no more questions!)

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16 comments

  1. eyebleaf says:

    You forgot Ottawa. Thanks.

  2. Meaghan says:

    You forgot Toronto too.

    Also, never count the Islanders out.

  3. Burgundy says:

    Ouch. You guys are harsh. But you make good points.

  4. eyebleaf says:

    Toronto finishes higher in the standings than Ottawa. I’m willing to put money on it. Holla atcha boy: eyebleaf@sportsandthecity.com

  5. Burgundy says:

    Alright eyebleaf, I actually live in TO now, so I’ll take that bet. How about a 24 of your favorite beer for the winning team – you for Toronto, me for Ottawa?

    You know you want to…

  6. eyebleaf says:

    Consider it done.

  7. Sens19 says:

    I totally forgot about the Panther but I still think they’re better than the Lightning. Don’t get me wrong, the Bolts look good and far from the worst team but I see them finishing at the bottom as well. Thrashers will be exciting but not yet and only of Kovalchuk decides to stay.

    As for Ottawa vs Toronto, that’s an easy bet. There’s no denying Burke has at least tried to make his team better. He has the toughness department filled and D and goaltending is decent but they still have no offense and toughness and grit can only get you so far. Go Sens Go!

  8. Tambland says:

    I want some of that beer when you win Papa Burgundy!

  9. eyebleaf says:

    @Sens19: You know that the Ottawa Senators scored 217 goals last season, while the Toronto Maple Leafs scored 250…right?

  10. Burgundy says:

    It still baffles me to see how low Ottawa’s goals for were last year. Just doesn’t make sense.

    That said, the Leafs are missing 12 goals from Dominic Moore, 21 goals from Nik Antropov and 14 goals from Pavel Kubina. The Leafs didn’t do anything to replace goal scoring. I like their D, however, Grabovski and Blake are the only legitimate top 6 forwards on the roster… still not sure Tlusty is ready either.

  11. Sens19 says:

    @ eyebleaf: last season wasn’t the norm. We had an idiotic coach who limited everyone’s offense. And unlike the Leafs, who like Burgundy already stated, have done nothing to replace the lost offense, the Sens have brought in a coach that has proven to spark everyone’s offense and we’ve signed another top-6 forward in Alexei Kovalev. So yeah Burgundy, enjoy your beers ;)

  12. Matt Reitz says:

    Im not sure which is bringing me more joy:

    a) A mid-August pissing contest between Leafs and Sens fans
    or
    b) For the first time in a LONG time, the Kings aren’t on one of these lists….

    I’ll go with option B… but thats just because I’m an unapologetic homer. Oh, and by the way…. the Avs are going to be awful. I can’t wait. :-)

  13. Burgundy says:

    c) the fact the arguments have started mean hockey is right around the corner!

    Matt, as you well know, I believe the Kings can make the playoffs this year. Should be an exciting year in California… if you can get me tickets I’ll fly out :)

    And with regards to the pissing match, I’m loving it. The battle of Ontario has weakened over the years.

  14. Craig says:

    Enjoy your beers Burgundy, that douche Bag Burke loves to build teams to get penalty minutes, but it is goals that win. We all know Bryan Murray built the Ducks, then before that Burke ruined the canucks. Why he gets such a great rep is beyond me.

  15. eyebleaf says:

    I don’t know about you guys, but I thought this was a pretty tame “pissing match.”

    We can do a lot better. Or is it worse?

    Looking forward to the season…

  16. Burgundy says:

    Well, I’d rather not agree with you Eyebleaf as it might make for an even worse pissing match… but it can and probably will get better once the season gets underway.

    Pretty sure we can do better.

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